Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.
And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.
You’re wrong about me.
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
I had no idea this was so common. Damn.
😣😣😂😖😂 I know I can’t be the only one struggling Lmao
Who else on that struggle???
Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose - Brothers
Im supposed to be working Damn you two,
Thank you for posting this. This really made my day. I couldn’t stop smiling the entire time, especially at the end. I love Ambreigns’ brotherhood.
Are you ready for “Chocolate City” The new stripper movie titled is now filming. The flick stars includes, Tyson Beckford, Vivica Fox, Ginuwine, Darrin Dewitt Henson, Michael Jai White and Carmen Electra.
Will you go see Chocolate City when it hit theaters?
ALL THE DADDIES
magic mike just became irrelevant as FUCK
Magic Mike had to come out first bc if this did, MM would have flopped so damn hard it would have made negative income
drink water use cocoa butter
stay hydrated stay moisturized
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
I don’t wanna be your friend,
I wanna kiss your neck
This song forever breaks my heart.